2025/12/23

Home But Alone No More (John Abendshien, Abendshien Associates, Inc., 2025)

    The guy who was living in the Home Alone house when they filmed Home Alone has written a book about the experience. If you must know, he is an expert in the field of healthcare strategy and policy. That doesn’t mean that Peter McCallister was also involved in healthcare in some way, but it at least puts to rest the idea that he was involved in criminal activity (unless you understand the U.S. healthcare system to be a form of theft) or that he inherited his wealth (Abendshien discusses his own humble roots in the text). There’s much more interesting information to be found here anyway.

    I’m obviously biased toward Home Alone as an all-time favorite movie, Christmas or not, because I’m only slightly younger than Macaulay Culkin and because I grew up maybe 10 minutes from the house. That meant I saw the movie at least three times while it was in theaters (thank you Mom and Dad) and that by going a block or so out of the way, I could see the house after a visit to my childhood dentist. To say this movie is wrapped up in nostalgia for me is quite an understatement. Thankfully, it’s a good enough movie on its own that I don’t have to rely on “my childhood” as a reason for enjoying it. It’s not like it became a worldwide success only because people from the North Shore loved it so much.

    Abendshien knows that as well, though the consequences of signing his family up for this situation were not immediately apparent. He admits that he didn’t think the script made much sense from a plausibility angle (pp. 29-30). He figured allowing the filming to occur at his house would be disruptive for a short while because the movie would bomb and people would forget all about it. The idea that his house would eventually become famous enough to be made into a LEGO set was the furthest thing from his mind. In fact, he maintains that he would not sign up for the opportunity again if he knew what he knows now. The reasons are not that it wasn’t worth it, but that there were so many things that had to go just right—and did—that it would be a miracle to think it could happen again. “We were blessed, plain and simple, to work with the folks, the producers, cast, crew—who turned this film into a bona fide gift to the world” (p. 164). It was a right place, right time kind of phenomenon, which only makes the movie itself all the more special.

    It’s so special, in fact, that Abendshien can’t even escape the house’s fame in professional settings. He opens the book with a story about a presentation he was giving at a conference. Instead of the host giving the usual rundown of Abendshien’s accomplishments, he simply quipped that the next presenter was the guy who lived in the Home Alone house. There was scattered applause and a few giggles. After the presentation, though, the only questions the audience had were about his experiences with the film. No one asked about the talk he’d been invited to give! That being the case, it seems like this book had to be written.

    For many reasons, it’s great that it wasn’t written in 1992 or 1995 or even 2005. Abendshien and his now ex-wife sold the house in 2012. They had more than 20 years of living in the house after filming concluded, which means they had plenty of time for fans to pay visits to gawk at the house (and intrude on their privacy). If he’d tried to write this book before his family had moved out of the house, then many of the stories might not have happened the way they did. They needed time to set, to incubate, to cure, before certain themes about the house and the movie emerged. Also, as Abendshien told me when I purchased the book from a local bookshop while he was there to sign it a few weeks ago, he had a job to work and a life to live. He couldn’t have written it before now because there wasn’t time.

    Since so much time has passed, you might think all the stories about Home Alone have been told. They haven’t, and this book is full of them. I won’t spoil all of it but I will give a few highlights.

    The Abendshiens lived in Evanston prior to moving to Winnetka. John Hughes’ location scout approached them about filming in their Evanston house for Uncle Buck, but it didn’t work out. A year later, that same scout came with Chris Columbus to their house in Winnetka so they could discuss possibly using it for National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, which Columbus was briefly involved with as a director. That didn’t work out either, but the house was still on Columbus’ mind when Hughes invited him to direct Home Alone (p. 21). It’s wild to think there’s a reality where the Uncle Buck house or the Christmas Vacation house is instead the Home Alone house.

    Kevin’s backyard treehouse did not last long past filming. Wisely, Abendshien had the crew dismantle it (p. 100). One can only imagine the number of kids (myself likely included) who would love to try to get a view of the house from it at night. As a suburban homeowner, the insurance liability of an attractive nuisance is making my head spin.

    Even though northern Illinois gets plenty of snow, there were scenes that needed some Hollywood magic (i.e., potato flakes, shaved ice, soap foam) to get the look just right. In a hilarious twist, the one time the crew was trying to get a shot of the yard covered in pristine snowfall, Abendshien messed it up. He’d been on his way back from O’Hare airport from a business trip and noticed that his street was unusually calm for a film location. As he tells it, he got his car stuck in a snow drift in the driveway, “waded through the snow to the front door, and then realized I’d left my briefcase in the car. So, back through the snow I trudged, fetched the briefcase, and made another trek through the drifts.” He opened the door to see various crew members, including Chris Columbus, and one of them greeted him with “Hey, Mr. A., you just fabulously fucked up our shot!” (p. 59). As with many elements of Home Alone that couldn’t happen now, that story would not have happened because someone from his family or the crew would have contacted him to let him know not to mess up the snow in the front yard when he arrived home. But now, it’s a cool story for him to tell and a moment for eagle-eyed viewers to spot. (Check the space between the driveway and the front door when Kate McCallister exits the Kenosha Kickers’ truck at the end of the film; Abendshien’s footprints are visible but the car is out of the shot.)

    The book’s key chapter shares the title with the book itself. It’s full of stories about the home in the years since filming wrapped. Abendshien traces his initial shock and frustration to an eventual acceptance of the house’s importance to so many people. By 1991, he says he was ready to sit on his porch with a shotgun and have the clip from Angels with Filthy Souls (“I’ll give you ’til the count of ten. One, two…[sound of gunfire]”) playing as people approached the property. We’re all glad that didn’t happen. We’re also glad that the house became a big enough part of the film that it is available as a gingerbread house kit. Abendshien reflects on the bizarreness of the fact that “people can literally eat what used to be our house” (p. 151). If that kind of consumption doesn’t meet with your approval, maybe you’d enjoy reading this book instead. It’s a marvelous tribute to a timeless movie told from a perspective that no one else could have had.


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2025/12/16

Crusader of Centy (Nextech / Atlus, 1995)

    I didn’t catch it when it premiered, but Chris Kohler’s episode of Complete in Box that focused on Secret of Mana is the place where I first heard of Crusader of Centy. In the comments on the original article, he was naming a desire to play other 16-bit action RPGs, and someone chimed in with this game and Beyond Oasis. Both games appeared on the Nintendo Classics service in 2023, but it took me until this month to play them both. It’s a forced comparison because of that comment section and the release date of both games but Crusader is much better than Oasis.

    For another forced comparison, I would say that this game feels like it shares DNA with both Secret of Mana and Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest. There’s a simplified version of the combat and action that reminds me of the latter game, while the action-focused nature of the combat and puzzling recalls the former. I do appreciate the way the overworld is simply a map (à la Mystic Quest) because that cuts down on a lot of traversal that would have otherwise been annoying. There are minimal interactive moments in it, too, such as when you activate a switch deep in a dungeon or cause a cyclone to appear on the map. So, it’s not the same look the entire time.

    The action plays out with you as the hero, swinging and throwing a sword as you explore various climes in the world around your hometown. You’ve got mountains, beaches, volcanoes, glaciers, deserts, and towers. All the locations you are used to seeing in games. The cool twist on all of this action is that you get animal companions throughout the game. You can have up to two of them on screen with you at any given time. They do things like attack enemies, turn into platforms, give you fire or ice powers for your sword, transport you to safety, make you run faster, make you swing your sword faster, or let your sword ricochet off of walls. Because you can have two at a time, some of these effects can be combined. It’s a lot of fun exploring the different combinations to see how to best or most easily pass through a given dungeon. Some even have interaction effects when working together that give you more than just the combined powers of each animal. As a plus, they are also cute.

    You eat apples to regain health, which means your hero probably has awful tummy troubles during the adventure. Let’s not dwell on that. There are cool boss battles that help you become more powerful by increasing your hit points. So, leveling up is gated behind these specific encounters, which means you can’t get overpowered at all. Except for a few mild platforming moments, there’s not many times where hit points become an issue (though if I was playing more conservatively because I didn’t have access to rewind or save states, maybe I’d think differently).

    So, what distinguishes Crusader of Centy from Secret of Mana or Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest or the other game it’s commonly compared to, A Link to the Past? For one, the music is incongruous and great. The songs are catchy and memorable but belong in a mascot platformer or much simpler and less serious adventure game. I say less serious because in addition to that music, the story itself is interesting. As you might expect, there are monsters on the loose in the game world and you have to figure out what the deal is. Turns out the monsters were there to help all along and it is humans who were the evil ones that slaughtered these creatures needlessly. A nice twist on the expectation I had of there being an evil sorcerer or mad king behind all of it. 

    It’s in a weird spot where it’s popular enough to be preserved via Nintendo’s emulation service but not to have been subject to a retranslation or other text edit via fan-made hacks. The dialogue formatting and misspellings throughout are consistently bad. This game is not perfect by any means, but it is entirely serviceable and worth 5-10 hours of your time.


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2025/12/09

NIKKI NAIR Violence is the Answer (Future Classic, 2025)

    Hey so I try to show that I have wide-ranging, even eclectic tastes in music and maybe even pop culture more generally through my reviews in this blog. It’s a way of capturing my thinking at this point in time. That means that sometimes I’ll speak from a place of authority on the book, album, single, movie, or episode I’m reviewing. Sometimes, I just want to record my reaction to one of those cultural artifacts and share it because I’m excited about engaging with it more than passively. This NIKKI NAIR EP is something I’m excited about but don’t have a lot of authority to discuss. I know I’ll find it helpful to wrestle with why I like it as I continue this review. Maybe you’ll find it interesting to read as I grapple with it, too.

    At this point in my life, I should know better than to declare that I don’t know the history or style of a genre of music. All of it is at my fingertips. I can learn about scenes and trends with the greatest of ease. Yet, I still don’t know much about what I usually term dance or electronic music. Let’s blame the Spin article from 1996 that popularized the term electronica for people living in the U.S. I can already tell that some of you reading this are having a conniption fit because I am lumping together disparate sounds such as jungle, house, techno, drum & bass, trance, electronic body music, intelligent dance music, etc. into a single mass. I’m sure I would be just as annoyed with someone who reviewed a punk record but couldn’t tell the difference between hardcore, youth crew, powerviolence, d-beat, emo, crossover, and NYHC. Given that I have spent most of my life listening to guitar-forward music, anything that doesn’t feature live players of instruments working together in person falls into the catchall term of electronic. So be it.

    You can probably tell that I didn’t hear about NIKKI NAIR from my usual means of learning about music. Admittedly, I have slowed way down over the years in terms of how frequently I keep up with music scenes or new sounds. At the same time, I can’t let myself be someone whose musical tastes are stuck in my teens or my 20s or even my early 30s. That feels gross. Luckily for all of us, Hearing Things exists. Just like Defector arose from the ashes of Deadspin and Aftermath came from Kotaku, Hearing Things is a worker-owned music website that pulls together writers formerly of Pitchfork, Spin, The Fader, and Jezebel, and other sites and zines. It’s an incredible resource and you should support it. I do.

    In his review of this EP’s “Smooth,” Ryan Dombal focuses on the title track, with its hook “my brain gets smooth when I think about you.” There’s more to the song than that line, but I think it’s incredible, so let’s hyperfixate on it for a minute. The idea of the smooth brain meme is that one is unable to think about anything in any depth, for any length of time. Scientists and people who have passed high school biology will tell you that the size of the brain is less important than the number of folds or wrinkles it has. So, the common understanding is that a person with a smooth brain has no worries; they are pure id. In reality, it’s less cheerful, but let’s focus on the literary implication here. NIKKI NAIR is saying that thinking about his beloved is enough of a comfort that he has no bad feelings. No bad vibes. Good vibes only. Good wife only. Good wife. Goody. Goody gumdrops. Good, good things. Good. It’s romantic in a childish way. As Homer Simpson once told Marge after a dark night of the soul, the one thing that only he can give her is “complete and utter dependence.” Marge replies, “that’s not a good thing.” It’s not at all. Still, NIKKI NAIR captures that fleeting feeling of pure joy that comes along with contemplating one’s beloved and giving yourself over to them in total devotion.

    In a much more mature sense, “IRS Love” speaks of a deeper commitment in a completely absurd way. For most of the song, you hear “I know that you want me / You know that I want you, too / Baby, I just wanna file my taxes with you.” The vocal effects make the chant sound much more childish than it is. Think about some of the other songs you know that have to do with “just wanting” someone or something. Most of those songs are by four dudes from Queens who really liked bubblegum pop. This accidental RAMONES song is incredible. Think about it. Instead of wanting to sniff glue or be someone’s boyfriend, Nair wants to have a stable enough relationship with someone that they’d file taxes together. It’s hardly romantic, but speaks to the kind of closeness and communication that is part of a lasting relationship. Unlike with “Smooth,” there’s a sense that the feelings are reciprocated. As he continues to repeat “just wanna file my taxes with you,” he layers in the lines “going to work I want to walk right into traffic / But I know if I did that then you’d have to file alone.” He’s saying he knows his partner also wants to file taxes with him. It’s mutual. You need the smooth brain moments and the roughness that creates the rough brained wrinkles to make a relationship last. The grooves that NIKKI NAIR puts down on this EP’s tracks are enough to deepen the ones that already exist in your brain, even if you sometimes wish it would just stay smooth.


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2025/12/02

Stranger Things, Season 5, Episodes 1-4 (The Duffer Brothers, Netflix, 2025)

    Up until the final minutes of episode four, this season of Stranger Things seemed to lack a reason for existence beyond serving up more ‘80s nostalgia. What it was saying with its cultural references throughout the seasons seemed to be that nerds and other outcasts make their way through and beyond adolescence with texts and practices that are opaque to adults and other peers. Socializing through playing Dungeons and Dragons or reading fantasy novels and watching sci-fi movies with friends is an alternative to small-town heroics involving athletic prowess or being part of a steady couple that practices husband-and-wife roles. This message would have been fine, even if it is a bit pedestrian.

    Instead, Will’s ability to reconcile his feelings for Mike with his own identity development as a young adolescent is what makes him truly Will the Wise. He avoids becoming a villain like Vecna / 001 / Henry Creel because he is able to integrate his desires into his persona. The evilness that led Creel to become Vecna was the rejection of any tendency toward (social or sexual? we’ll find out soon enough…) difference that might have been developing in his young heart and mind. His inability to resist social mores led him to want to destroy anyone else who would challenge those same norms. He’s not OK with being weird, so he wants no one else to be weird ever again.

    If nothing else, the scene where Will is able to prevent three demogorgons from harming his friends makes the entire series more intriguing than a mere coming-of-age tale. The tension is high between the characters in these first few episodes. Dustin is alone in his grief for Eddie, which costs him dearly in the form of physical pain. Lucas and Mike and Will are trying to just get along with each other and their peers in high school. Steve and Robin are working at the radio station (an upgrade from the scoop shop and the video store) to play music and spread the word about the latest raids happening in The Upside Down. Joyce, Jane, and Hopper are trying to make things work in their own way with those raids. Everyone still gets along and smiles, but with gritted teeth. They’ve been through a lot of shared trauma and no one has the sense to call a therapist. The feeling of “here we go again” comes through strongly. They are going through the motions and the show seemed like it was as well.

    A key moment occurs when Will is at the hospital where Vickie, Robin’s partner, works. He spies them kissing and then runs off when they noticed that he noticed. He speaks to Robin about it later and they discuss how she was able to come to terms with her attraction to Vickie. Robyn tells Will that it took a moment of self-reflection for her to realize she was denying the truth about who she was. A bit of artifact-mediated recall in the form of re-watching a home movie featuring her younger self is what allowed her to realize it’s more important to be honest with herself about her feelings for other girls than try to fit into society’s mold. Will isn’t explicitly asking her for advice about how to come out but she gives him the roadmap anyway. In that climactic scene of episode four, we see that he has a similar moment of accessing faint memories of his earliest interactions with Mike.

    Through the years, Will’s desire to be more than just friends with Mike has been difficult for him to put into words. When Will brought it up indirectly to Jonathan, his older brother seemed to understand, but did not have any pearls of wisdom for him. Will haltingly brought up the same feelings to Mike directly, yet Mike remained oblivious. Only through Robin’s words of support was he able to envision a different future for himself that did not compromise any parts of his identity for anyone else’s comfort. By being able to integrate his social and sexual identities into the cognitive, emotional, physical, and psychological developmental changes he’s also experiencing, he can tame the literal demons that are plaguing his town. That is a more interesting explanation for the monsters’ existence than an evil government or corrupt corporation that is trying to control minds for unstated purposes. I’m excited to see how they’ll handle the explanation and impact of this moment of self-realization for Will in the episodes to come.


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